From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task! Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023: 1. Reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable, so simple 2. Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving all around the White House, decency restored. 3. Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with HAMAS, not one fee. 4. Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the US, numbers don't lie. 5. Raised Dementia awareness by 400%. 6. Created record number of new Billionaires in Ukraine. 7. Promoted transparency by releasing several "Behind-the-Scenes" videos from Capitol staffers. 8. Saved Democracy by arresting political opponents and not let people vote for anyone else. 9. Set new record by spending 40% of his time on vacation. 10. Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency, thanks Joe.